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5.31.2010

Beatboxtakbo Is A Moron


Yup. I'm complaining again about some idiot poker player when I played the Filipino Poker Tour 14 phase on qualifier at Pokerstars. This time the idiot is beatboxtakbo from Pasig City. This asswipe should be shot!

This is what happened:
PokerStars Game #44872132535: Tournament #266611038, Freeroll Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (1250/2500) - 2010/05/31 13:08:22 ET
Table '266611038 60' 9-max Seat #3 is the button

Seat 1: JJ Duque (91970 in chips)
Seat 2: Arvic27 (12165 in chips)

Seat 3: beatboxtakbo (68802 in chips)

Seat 4: benedicto_jv (54786 in chips)

Seat 5: dfsanchez (6134 in chips)

Seat 6: qtmc01 (83842 in chips)

Seat 9:
FPT.PH (70193 in chips)
JJ Duque: posts the ante 250

Arvic27: posts the ante 250

beatboxtakbo: posts the ante 250

benedicto_jv: posts the ante 250

dfsanchez: posts the ante 250

qtmc01: posts the ante 250

FPT.PH: posts the ante 250
benedicto_jv: posts small blind 1250

dfsanchez: posts big blind 2500

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JJ Duque [Qd Kc]

qtmc01: calls 2500

FPT.PH: folds
JJ Duque: raises 7500 to 10000

Arvic27: folds

beatboxtakbo: calls 10000

benedicto_jv: calls 8750

dfsanchez: folds

qtmc01: calls 7500


At this point, there is 40K in the pot already with 4 callers to my raise.


*** FLOP *** [8h 2s Kh]

benedicto_jv: checks

qtmc01: checks
JJ Duque: bets 81720 and is all-in

beatboxtakbo: calls 58552 and is all-in

benedicto_jv: folds
qtmc01: folds
Uncalled bet (23168) returned to JJ Duque

** TURN ***
[8h 2s Kh] [Ah]

*** RIVER ***
[8h 2s Kh Ah] [Qh]

*** SHOW DOWN ***
JJ Duque: shows [Qd Kc] (two pair, Kings and Queens) beatboxtakbo: shows [8s Ac] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
beatboxtakbo collected 161354 from pot


The moron called my all in with a midpair 8!!! WTF!!! And in the chatbox, he had the gall to say "buti nga!" Aw man, he pissed me off and sent me on a tilt spree, and I lashed out at him all night. My remaining stack was at 23K, and it even went as low as 16K with the blinds at 2000/4000 and antes of 400. Eventually, I managed to get lucky with some shoves, and climbed my way back to 60K thanks also to the moron who called my A9 all in with a mediocre A7.

Eventually I lost most of it to a KK vs AJ showdown, and struggled again with 21K and the blinds at 2500/5000 with antes of 500. I shoved from the button with 45 trying to make a play, and beatboxtakbo made the call with a lousy Q8, which busted me out at 14th spot, and the moron getting the last laugh in the chatbox.

The top 5 places will qualify for a Phase 2 qualifier. I'm happy enough that the stupid beatboxtakbo moron finished the tournament at 11th, squandering his huge stack most probably with the same lousy calls he'd been making the entire tournament. At least, there's some retribution from the poker gods by not allowing some stupid schmuck to earn a spot in the winners circle. Asswipe!
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